nothing

nothing better to do than to write to the automated web robots
which are the only frequenters of this blog.
hello robots. what investment strategies or online degrees
or free gift offers do you have for me today?
perhaps google is barring my only audience
with their revolutionary technology.
curses.
google why can't i work for you as you
carve up this brave new world?

is it because i am a robot?
my crotch itches.
or does it? maybe i am programmed to think so.
motherfucker!

i found you

oh blog i lost you deep in the thickets of
thee internets. plucked like baby moses from
the nile, i saved thee from the crocodiles, hippopotami,
and the vast species of waterborne parasites, not to mention
drowning or a life enslaved as a hebrew building pharaoh's great pyramids.
what is that you say?
it is an archaeological fact that jews were never enslaved to build the pyramids
by the egyptians?
cecil b. de mille's ghost begs to differ.